*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password
pimps don’t do homework srry
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.